Cancer Compatibility with Zodiac Signs (Astrology)
Warning: Humor ahead!
Note: This is a very general (funny!) compatibility report. It probably applies mostly to Venus Signs, but it will resonate (somewhat!) with all other planetary placements as well.
Cancer Compatibility with Aries: As a Cancer, you like Aries' boldness but he/she may be a bit too rash for you. However, once you develop a steady communication, this relationship can be long-lasting.
Cancer Compatibility with Taurus: A match-made-in-heaven? Perhaps. Sappy? Definitely. If the silence between you is interrupted by a few words (from either of you!), then you can start planning the wedding.
Cancer Compatibility with Gemini: You have nothing in common. Seriously. Unless you are related, leave each other alone.
Cancer Compatibility with Cancer: How did you meet? My guess: you are neighbors. If you can tolerate multiple levels of passive-aggressiveness, then happy marriage to you!
Cancer Compatibility with Leo: A lion and a crab shouldn't really interact, but you never know. Stuff happens. If you found each other, who am I to say you can't be together? Ha!
Cancer Compatibility with Virgo: Oh, this is such a smooth relationship. Both of you are subtle and understand each other without speaking a single word. We are all jealous of you!
Cancer Compatibility with Libra: Libra doesn't like the way Cancer dresses, so this pairing may not work well. Sorry.
Cancer Compatibility with Scorpio: Cancer admires Scorpio's strength, but the same cannot be said the other way around. Cancer may be too whiny for Scorpio. Good friends but too much unnecessary emotionalism to be functional.
Cancer Compatibility with Sagittarius: One of you loves to stay home while the other one loves to travel. If both of you are content with a long-distance relationship (literally and/or figuratively), then good luck!
Cancer Compatibility with Capricorn: You are too cautious to actually spark a relationship. If you found a common ground, it may feel like fate.
Cancer Compatibility with Aquarius: This relationship is wrong on so many levels that it's not even funny. On the other hand, your relationship can be the perfect bases for a comedy show.
Cancer Compatibility with Pisces: Wow! Cancer likes to nurture; Pisces likes to be taken care of – it's a perfect match!
Copyright 2015 Simon Benjamin
Warning: Humor ahead!
Note: This is a very general (funny!) compatibility report. It probably applies mostly to Venus Signs, but it will resonate (somewhat!) with all other planetary placements as well.
Cancer Compatibility with Aries: As a Cancer, you like Aries' boldness but he/she may be a bit too rash for you. However, once you develop a steady communication, this relationship can be long-lasting.
Cancer Compatibility with Taurus: A match-made-in-heaven? Perhaps. Sappy? Definitely. If the silence between you is interrupted by a few words (from either of you!), then you can start planning the wedding.
Cancer Compatibility with Gemini: You have nothing in common. Seriously. Unless you are related, leave each other alone.
Cancer Compatibility with Cancer: How did you meet? My guess: you are neighbors. If you can tolerate multiple levels of passive-aggressiveness, then happy marriage to you!
Cancer Compatibility with Leo: A lion and a crab shouldn't really interact, but you never know. Stuff happens. If you found each other, who am I to say you can't be together? Ha!
Cancer Compatibility with Virgo: Oh, this is such a smooth relationship. Both of you are subtle and understand each other without speaking a single word. We are all jealous of you!
Cancer Compatibility with Libra: Libra doesn't like the way Cancer dresses, so this pairing may not work well. Sorry.
Cancer Compatibility with Scorpio: Cancer admires Scorpio's strength, but the same cannot be said the other way around. Cancer may be too whiny for Scorpio. Good friends but too much unnecessary emotionalism to be functional.
Cancer Compatibility with Sagittarius: One of you loves to stay home while the other one loves to travel. If both of you are content with a long-distance relationship (literally and/or figuratively), then good luck!
Cancer Compatibility with Capricorn: You are too cautious to actually spark a relationship. If you found a common ground, it may feel like fate.
Cancer Compatibility with Aquarius: This relationship is wrong on so many levels that it's not even funny. On the other hand, your relationship can be the perfect bases for a comedy show.
Cancer Compatibility with Pisces: Wow! Cancer likes to nurture; Pisces likes to be taken care of – it's a perfect match!
Copyright 2015 Simon Benjamin
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