Warning: Humor ahead!
Note: This is a very general (funny!) compatibility report. It probably applies mostly to Venus Signs, but it will resonate (somewhat!) with all other planetary placements as well.
Capricorn Compatibility with Aries: You offend each other with every word and deed. You do not have much in common. Both of you are good at starting projects, but not good at finishing them, which probably applies to your relationship too.
Capricorn Compatibility with Taurus: You are similar but you live in two separate universes. It may be challenging to get things started. However, once your relationship begins, probably nothing can stop it.
Capricorn Compatibility with Gemini: It can be fun, as long as it remains friendly. The only thing you have in common is an unhealthy lack of emotionalism. However, you need emotion to establish real intimacy. Stay distant friends.
Capricorn Compatibility with Cancer: There may be a strong attraction and an instant intimacy, but don't be fooled. You love and hate each other at the same time, so it's all very confusing. Let me clarify: keep it professional.
Capricorn Compatibility with Leo: Leo is the movie star; Capricorn is the executive producer. Your relationship's lesson: manipulation isn't love.
Capricorn Compatibility with Virgo: You take humility to a whole new level. What do two humble people have in common? Almost everything. Your relationship is real. You would be great at running a farm together.
Capricorn Compatibility with Libra: Libra likes resources; Capricorn is resourceful. It's an odd couple, but you can form a strong foundation together.
Capricorn Compatibility with Scorpio: A great match! A powerful pair. It may get too depressing sometimes. If so, seek help.
Capricorn Compatibility with Sagittarius: You are enemies, even if you do not realize it. Work on your low self-esteems and find someone more suitable.
Capricorn Compatibility with Capricorn: Did you meet at drug rehab program? Too moody, too dark and too depressing: that's your combination. Become whole, and move on!
Capricorn Compatibility with Aquarius: You are a logical couple, although Aquarius can be a little wild for Capricorn. An older and mature Aquarius can get along with a Capricorn.
Capricorn Compatibility with Pisces: Capricorn likes hard work. Pisces likes things easy. Capricorn is bound to get frustrated and leave.
Copyright 2015 Simon Benjamin