Warning: Humor ahead!
Note: This is a very general (funny!) compatibility report. It probably applies mostly to Venus Signs, but it will resonate (somewhat!) with all other planetary placements as well.
Scorpio Compatibility with Aries: Too many power struggles. Too much competition and manipulation. It's best if you just walk past each other without a glance.
Scorpio Compatibility with Taurus: Your interests differ greatly. You are likely to meet at work. Great coworkers. Not-so-great lovers.
Scorpio Compatibility with Gemini: You admire and respect each other, but admiration can only go so far, as far as romance is concerned. Intimacy is an issue for Gemini, who needs a lot of space and time. Scorpio is bound to get impatient. Stay friends.
Scorpio Compatibility with Cancer: This pairing looks good on paper, for a lack of better words, but it can be messy in actuality. Direct, efficient and honest communication can be challenging. If you enjoy an everlasting soap opera, this couple is for you.
Scorpio Compatibility with Leo: A scorpion and a lion are two very different creatures. You want what the other one has. It's too dramatic. If anything, it is likely to be a short and passionate love affair.
Scorpio Compatibility with Virgo: This is definitely a match-made-in-heaven, if there is such a thing. This relationship runs like a well-oiled machine. You give each other what's needed, at exactly the right time. Everyone is jealous of you.
Scorpio Compatibility with Libra: Strangely, this can work. Both of you can be smooth talkers, and charm each other to no end. It's an endless romance.
Scorpio Compatibility with Scorpio: This is an honest relationship, although very unbalanced. If you enjoy a non-stop emotional roller-coaster ride, who are we to stop you?
Scorpio Compatibility with Sagittarius: This is not an easy union by any means. Unless you are in a professional relationship, I can't imagine why/how you would approach each other. Aren't you tired of arguing?
Scorpio Compatibility with Capricorn: This is a powerful match and it does work well. Capricorn doesn't flaunt their emotions, which is something Scorpio respects. You are out to conquer the world. It doesn't get any better, does it?
Scorpio Compatibility with Aquarius: You can run a yoga studio together, but I wouldn't recommend anything more intimate than that. Keep it professional.
Scorpio Compatibility with Pisces: Pisces is too delicate and poetic for Scorpio. Scorpio is likely to be the one to break off the relationship, while Pisces is likely to keep all the paintings and poetry books dedicated to his/her Scorpio lover.
Copyright 2015 Simon Benjamin