Warning: Humor ahead!
Note: This is a very general (funny!) compatibility report. It probably applies mostly to Venus Signs, but it will resonate (somewhat!) with all other planetary placements as well.
Taurus Compatibility with Aries: Taurus admires Aries' vitality and zest but knows he/she can't really keep up. Aries may like Taurus' sensuality but this is like a relationship between a turtle and a rabbit: you are moving at two VERY different speeds.
Taurus Compatibility with Taurus: There is not enough communication to keep this relationship afloat. Unless two Taurus are stuck on a deserted island, I don't think this relationship has a chance in hell.
Taurus Compatibility with Gemini: From Taurus' point of view, Gemini is a great catch. From a Gemini's perspective, Taurus is too sullen. You'd be good friends but that's about it.
Taurus Compatibility with Cancer: If you can muster up the courage to actually talk to one another, you can be inseparable.
Taurus Compatibility with Leo: Oh, goodness! This can start wonderfully, but it probably ends in complete disaster. You may work nicely together but long-term relationship is bound to be challenging.
Taurus Compatibility with Virgo: Taurus admires Virgo's adaptability. Virgo likes Taurus' subtlety. You may be too picky for one another, sometimes verbally shredding each other to pieces. If you are both passionate about something outside of your relationship, like a hobby, this pair may work.
Taurus Compatibility with Libra: Contrary to popular assumption, this couple can work. Superficiality and sensuality binds you together like a glue. You're in a world of your own and won't let the world stop you, so don't.
Taurus Compatibility with Scorpio: Scorpio is too eccentric for Taurus. Taurus is too harsh for Scorpio's tastes. You can run a business like no one else, but intimacy may be full of hurdles.
Taurus Compatibility with Sagittarius: No, no and no. This is a pairing from hell. Stay away from each other, please!
Taurus Compatibility with Capricorn: You feel like you are destined to be together. It may be difficult to get this relationship started. But, once it begins, it may never stop. If you are married, happy retirement to you!
Taurus Compatibility with Aquarius: Hmm...this is another odd couple that has a chance of working, as long as Taurus is willing to get off the couch and participate in protests and Aquarius is willing to take time off work and plan romantic evenings together once in a while.
Taurus Compatibility with Pisces: If Pisces is willing to take hygiene and organization classes on ongoing bases, this pair may work beautifully.
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